Domestic Dumbass!

It's "hands and knees" time again for dumbass. What kind of idiot can't even scrub my kitchen floor correctly? I kick him around in my white heels and belittle as he works on all fours, or I should say "attempts" to. he's so stupid that I have to spit on the floor a few times and make him lick it off the floor and bottom of my shoe, just so it's finally spotless. I also have to drop some spit wads on the floor and push his face back in forth in it, with my shoe on the top of his head--using him as a human mop! At the end, I stand over him with my shoe on his face and give a verbal "reality check" before walking off. There's only so much stupidity I can tolerate.