DADDY4K. If you can't play with my Pussy, your Daddy will

Let's get one thing straight - computer games are a genuine scourge of modern times! Sure, experts claim they improve reflexes and could even lower the risk of Alzheimer's, but that hardly balances out the negatives. Endless hours of sitting lead to breakouts in uncomfortable places, a hunched posture, deteriorating eyesight - and, as it turns out, even your dad scoring a new, girlfriend. The same girlfriend who, not too long ago, was actually mine. To be honest, I wish I'd never picked up gaming in the first place.